By Justin Racz
Tired of looking at your guy play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com if you find yourself no longer domestic? whilst he is taking you again to his position, does his mom resolution the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious selection of those painfully regularly occurring boyfriends, males we've got all had the misfortune to satisfy. there is Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is captivating; Goth man, who borrows your makeup; huge puppy proprietor, who wears his Python round the condo. Rounding out the record are The Flaw Corrector, The comic (who's utilizing you for material), One place Peter (enough said), and Balding and sensitive approximately It. isn't really revenge candy? humorous, impossible to resist, and immediately relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the precise Valentine's Day present. listed here are fifty boyfriends so undesirable you will toast to being unmarried.
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She's got the boobs of a woman half her age—which would be thirty-five. 38. Man With Beautiful Hair Sometimes it feels like you're dating his hair. It's gorgeous, blond, flowing, luxurious hair—undeniably better than yours. Full-bodied and fabulous. Unfortunately, it takes him half an hour to blow dry. You compete with him for mirror time. " Looking up at him, it's like you're humping a thoroughbred. No Rogaine for this man. With all the hair product spilling over from the bathroom and into the house, you wonder if there's room in the relationship for you.
He never lets his guard down and always makes the first move. " Chess Life magazine. " When the grandmaster is on tour he takes you with him. And the minibar is always on the house. " 16. Mr. Anger Management After punching a maître d' three months ago, he's finally graduated from a court-appointed anger management course. A crisp business suit and a twitching jaw muscle. Currently doesn't have a cell phone —he broke his last one when his minutes ran out. The living room features a punching bag with his boss's face on it.
Heterosexual Flight Attendant A rooster in the henhouse. Uncomfortable dark blue or burgundy wool suit that desperately tries to look official. Only there half the time. The other half he's commingling with his co-workers at the airport Marriott. No car. He takes the train to the plane. Free trips, but not on blackout dates. Flight attendant ranks just below male nurse in the macho category. 48. Rea der Lone ly Literature He's so busy trying to find himself, he has little time for you. Always in a funk, he blames society, phonies, and materialism .
50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz